MAYAKANADI

What’s with this Now??!! Mayakanadi…!! Hmm…Its about Guys…again!! Sigh…..yen anbu machi’s & mama’s enai daivaseidhu manichudnga ba!! Na thirumabuvom ungalai pathi erudugiren…But common…You guys are inspiring Me day in and day out…Unknowingly..so here comes the Next Mokkai….MAYAKANADI by Chellakutty (nandhan-nandhan)
Ahem-ahem….


Looks are deceptive…and I believe this Big Time…and GUYS are even more deceptive…!! Ponungala!! Ushaar a irunga…vara vara…Chennai la FAKE brands rumba easy a kadaikarthu…esp anda Singapore mall la..It seems ellame cheep a kadaikardhu. Summa “Ferrari” nu potu oru t-shirt patha avlodhan…Odane Originalnu lam nanakadhengo…!! Elam FRAUDDDDDD pasanga…namala kovukarthukane ipdi lam alaiyarangu…


Inda madri dhan…one day me and my friend Vasuki ( My dear readers…do not get wrong intentions …ava peru dhan vasuki..matapadi….ava oru Namitha in the Making **in all sense) were out on the Roads of Chennai…asusal porukufying in T Nagar…and then in Pondy Bazar… after a Tiring session of shopping both of us went to Hotbread’s in C P ramasamy Road. I was asuasal too Busy digging on my plate. Suddenly I saw Vasu was busy “jollu uthufying” the next table… I knocked at the table..and asked “enadi!! Ena?? Waves a??” she smiled…ore VEKAM…mudila enala…I always WONDER!! How on earth people get Vekam like that…anywayz ! then I realized the Guy there was very WELL Dressed and He did Look Quiet a “site”, he did invariably qualify for a “site” . But My friend was Looking and varunjufying a little more than “JUST SITE”. I had my doubts….I called “Vasu!! ena matter? Solithola…” Then she says.. “ archu! Ivan dhan nan sonna Payan…” as she said that… the Tortoise Mosquito Coil en kan munadi suthithu….yea!! I remember…

A few days ago…Vasu had called me saying that she liked a DJ…whos Name was Vijay…She said she met him at some Disc in Chennai…and it was Love at First site!! ( Lo! Cupid did his Work…) But It seems she never spoke to him ( I dint believe that..but yea ena panardhu..ava sona..so…we imagine that they dint speak)

Back to Reality!! : I was like …WHAT?? Ivana anda DJ? And I was all smiles… !! She was like Yea…I said Go and speak dee..she was like “machi! bayama Iruku” Then I did her the “gita Upadesam” and gave her all my mokkai courage to go and Talk to him…and well even before she cud …He did…..! and It was like a THUNDERBOLT out of the clear sky!
As we were discussing about how she would approach this “DUDE” . He came near our table and put his “Visiting Card” on the Table. I looked at it…It was BLACK in color and there was a animated picture of a DJ with his mixing systems.. and there on the right top end read “DJ VIJAY”. The Visiting card was as impressive as the looks of the Guy!!! As I was still busy looking at the card came the Thunderbolt!!!

Oru kural…engayoooooo keta kural… “ Hulo! My neme is vizay” apdiye yen thalaila yaro oru parangala potta madri irunduthu!! The eyes of mine that were starring down at the Visiting card looked Up…and I looked at HIM…he was smiling…he was “jolu uthifying” at my friend…Vasu! was as busy as she cud be..not even realizing wat he was talking…I felt as if I was amidst the kooam River!! Ore jollu..every where!! Mudila…I then cleared My throat! And Took the courage to break the silence. I said “ Hi Vijay! Sit down” ( I know I was being more than Jus sweet to these people). He sat down and as he Began … “ Hi! I saw that day you in disco. You very beetipul…you come with me to coffee day va??” I was jus more than shocked…as I was hearing him, I began to study Him! He was wearing a t-shirt that Read “FCUK” ( I realized he was yet another victim of the Singapore mall & I understood he would have probably mistaken FCUK for the other Saintly 4 letter word we use) and he wore some Low waist jean…we cud see his Jockey’s as well..!! Avan jockey poturnda kuda paravaila… “sudarmani jatti” podaravanuku lam LOW waist… “KADUVULEE!!!”.He had some cycle chain like thingy on his Neck…and on his hand was a watch. I strained my eyes to read what was written on it . Alas!!! I manged. It read “EYKI”. I tried my level best to recollect if such a brand existed. And my memory Failed.

And then Finally Vasu shook me..and said “Va polam!” I looked at her…she was all smiles..i said..vasu!! please don ever tell me you are going to go out with him. She smiled…and said Ofcourse I am!! What do u think I am not going to…I was more than shocked…I have heard Love is Blind…Vasu and “Vizay” thought me a new lesson that day….LOVE IS DEAF as well…


After exactly 2 brief dates Vasu called me..to say she Broke Up..!! I was like YEN dee? What happened!! She then said..ila machi…I thought this Guy was a Super DUDE…I recognized the REAL Him only after going out on the First date…!! I did ask her what was that “REAL HIM” she saw that she got so scared and broke up. She jus said “ Its all Maya!! All Maya”

We giggled after that… and there ended the session…of DJ Vijay!!...The Mayakandi….

Cheers…Yours Chellakutty

** I Hope this wasn’t as Mokkai as Cheran’s Mayakanadi…