" machi! va namba iniku pantaloon's polam, it seems their new summer collection is out" nu harini sonna...nanum Ok solitu rendu perum were heading towards the second phase of the second floor...apo one jing bang of some 5 guys(Jollu nai's) were seeing us...! we jus walked away...without even kandufying their vetti scene...konjam nerathula harini realised that they were following us! " Kaduvulaee!! ivalam thiruntamatala" nu nenachunde...we walked into pantaloons...as we were engrossed in shopping, we eventually forgot about the Road side Romeo's...!
Shopping lam muduchitu...rendu perum kalachu poi velila vandu patha..anda group la oru payan yena overa moraikaran..over jollu..!! Mudila...we both decided it wasnt safe anymore to hang out there...so..we started moving from there...sudden a those guys stopped us jus outside the mall...we both were shocked n just couldnt speak...apo dhan anda oru payan yen kita vandu...." hello!!! hello! (adjusting his hair..apdiye salman khanunu nanaippu)I..I..I...im(ena koduma pa idu...) Im Kamal...( Ya ya!! rite...watever..) Kamal Shanakar...(so!!!..like I care!!! Duhh) i...i..i..want..(achuchoo!! aramuchitan ya...) want Friendship with you" I was looking at him like i look at an insect!as i examined him closer i realised he was reseambling the puchandi that amma wud tell me when i was young...it seems he will pick up kids..who dont listen to their parents...ivan avana madriye irundan ! Harini who was right beside me...cudn't hold herself back anyfurther...she said"Machi! Nee evan kuda freeennsship agitu va..na kalambaren" i turned my face and gave her one of my badra kali stares...(lol ...as if she cared!! hehhe) nywayz...then clutched her hand and looked back at that little insect in front of me and said " sorry! i am not into freeensip" and we walked away...leaving that guy to marvel about me and the apparent cast i had spelt upon him( nenapu dhan!!) .As me and Harini were going in our Vandi..the blue scooty..(that had seen too much of us!!) we were craking jokes about how dumb the guy was ...apo! sudden-a....alwarpet signal kita..harini lesa ava thalaiya thirupi patha........DAMAL!!! dammm....The Guys had followed us!! ayoyo!! Iniki nanga gaalli nu nannchende...rendu perum sami pera solinde fast a ponom (ppoor vandi..enga weight a ye adhu thanga mudiyama..odi irunthurthu...adhukum mela..ada fast a poga vechom) apram epdiyo! ava kitendu nanga thapuchutom...apo dhan avanoda YELLOW COLOR bike a pathi nenachu nanga rendu perum thaniya oru 5 mins stop panni sirichom...!!
apram oru 2 weeks later,we both again went to Spencer's ..this time it was to landmark...we were heading to the kadai without looking here and there...samatha( as we are always...) sudden a kadai kitta oru gang...yaru da nu patha...anda veera puli...avan vanara padai oda..!! apa Muruga...ena vilayatu idu!!...we just ignored them and kept walking...they followed(as usal...so like them) and apo avan vandu avando karudhai kurula la "HARA-NI...one minute " apadinan...( damal nu oru satham....enanu patha harini oda heart...thool thool a odanjudthu...ayo pavvvvam!! 24 years of her human existence, yarume avala avalo pasama...Hara-ni nu kuptadhu ilaai...) manasa thethindu...ava thirimbina....she looked and he was like..."Hara-ni Madam...(dish! damal!dish.!! Inuru periya satham...avan avala Madam nu kuptutan!! achuuu pavam!! ) i wa-nt to talk to archana for 2 mins..konjam PERSONAL"....while he was saying all this...i was wondering
ivanuku...yepdi enga peru theriyum! adhukula...before i could contemplate more...harini in her asusal in her Hyper Style..."personal a va?! (giggling) po pa pesu..." I was like a goat that was to be
slaughterd...No one was even asking me my permission!! Dammmm....
He came a lil near me...as i moved a lil behind..." Archana! un peyar enaku epdi theriyumnu pakaraya?...i heard Hara-ni calling you...(adi-paviiii...kouthitayeee deee nee....!! evlo darava bublic-a peyar a solli kupdadha nu solardhu!! ) avanga perum neenga avangali kuptu dhan theriyum( aiya!! Jolly..TIT for TAT...apo dan realise a panen..How loud we gurls can actually become) then he went to more varushals...and said..." the first time i saw you...i fell in love...( andava!!! ) apram nan ungala oru 2-3 times pathuten..iniki pathapo...i decided..nee dhan yen devadai ( nenapu dhan..serrupu da...vendam..yen kovathuku aal agindrukai ipo...) I love you Archana( damal...yen heart ill oru idi...cha!! ipdi oru maha indecent proposal thevaya??) I was getting wild...he was angering the soul in ME!!!...
I jus looked at him and said.."sorry !! I am not intrested" (kashta pattu..i was maintaining my calm..which is generally difficult...) went near harini...and said VA POLAM...she was getting over the boat excited..."ena dee sonan? ena dee? sollu sollu..." i was like..."vaiya mudindu va...avan loose madri pesaran..love panranam.." thats all i said..she started laughing..rolling and giggling..heheh...yea!! was hard for us, to beleive... Nywayz..we moved out of there..apram we did see him at many instances..oru sogamana parvai....love failure am..Lolz...!! crazy fella!!
apram oru few months ku apram we did see him again...now he came and spoke to us ..this time a new story...avan ado paduthila nadikaranam..!!(siripai adakindu...nan anga ninen) avan solli 4 years agardhu...inum avan sonna perula padam mum varala...onum varala..!! Not that we wanna see him on big screen..jus a thankful feeling to god..tat Sami..nee nalavar...nanga dhan avanai pathu romba bayandom!! pavam tamizh makal...avalaiyavadu kapathu...
God has defenitly been very gracious on all of u...neengelam avana pathelna..bayanduduvel...!! Ipdiyum oru jantu a nu!!...
kaduvulae....
cheers...Urs...ChellaKutty!!!! (Muahh)
