MAYAKANADI

What’s with this Now??!! Mayakanadi…!! Hmm…Its about Guys…again!! Sigh…..yen anbu machi’s & mama’s enai daivaseidhu manichudnga ba!! Na thirumabuvom ungalai pathi erudugiren…But common…You guys are inspiring Me day in and day out…Unknowingly..so here comes the Next Mokkai….MAYAKANADI by Chellakutty (nandhan-nandhan)
Ahem-ahem….


Looks are deceptive…and I believe this Big Time…and GUYS are even more deceptive…!! Ponungala!! Ushaar a irunga…vara vara…Chennai la FAKE brands rumba easy a kadaikarthu…esp anda Singapore mall la..It seems ellame cheep a kadaikardhu. Summa “Ferrari” nu potu oru t-shirt patha avlodhan…Odane Originalnu lam nanakadhengo…!! Elam FRAUDDDDDD pasanga…namala kovukarthukane ipdi lam alaiyarangu…


Inda madri dhan…one day me and my friend Vasuki ( My dear readers…do not get wrong intentions …ava peru dhan vasuki..matapadi….ava oru Namitha in the Making **in all sense) were out on the Roads of Chennai…asusal porukufying in T Nagar…and then in Pondy Bazar… after a Tiring session of shopping both of us went to Hotbread’s in C P ramasamy Road. I was asuasal too Busy digging on my plate. Suddenly I saw Vasu was busy “jollu uthufying” the next table… I knocked at the table..and asked “enadi!! Ena?? Waves a??” she smiled…ore VEKAM…mudila enala…I always WONDER!! How on earth people get Vekam like that…anywayz ! then I realized the Guy there was very WELL Dressed and He did Look Quiet a “site”, he did invariably qualify for a “site” . But My friend was Looking and varunjufying a little more than “JUST SITE”. I had my doubts….I called “Vasu!! ena matter? Solithola…” Then she says.. “ archu! Ivan dhan nan sonna Payan…” as she said that… the Tortoise Mosquito Coil en kan munadi suthithu….yea!! I remember…

A few days ago…Vasu had called me saying that she liked a DJ…whos Name was Vijay…She said she met him at some Disc in Chennai…and it was Love at First site!! ( Lo! Cupid did his Work…) But It seems she never spoke to him ( I dint believe that..but yea ena panardhu..ava sona..so…we imagine that they dint speak)

Back to Reality!! : I was like …WHAT?? Ivana anda DJ? And I was all smiles… !! She was like Yea…I said Go and speak dee..she was like “machi! bayama Iruku” Then I did her the “gita Upadesam” and gave her all my mokkai courage to go and Talk to him…and well even before she cud …He did…..! and It was like a THUNDERBOLT out of the clear sky!
As we were discussing about how she would approach this “DUDE” . He came near our table and put his “Visiting Card” on the Table. I looked at it…It was BLACK in color and there was a animated picture of a DJ with his mixing systems.. and there on the right top end read “DJ VIJAY”. The Visiting card was as impressive as the looks of the Guy!!! As I was still busy looking at the card came the Thunderbolt!!!

Oru kural…engayoooooo keta kural… “ Hulo! My neme is vizay” apdiye yen thalaila yaro oru parangala potta madri irunduthu!! The eyes of mine that were starring down at the Visiting card looked Up…and I looked at HIM…he was smiling…he was “jolu uthifying” at my friend…Vasu! was as busy as she cud be..not even realizing wat he was talking…I felt as if I was amidst the kooam River!! Ore jollu..every where!! Mudila…I then cleared My throat! And Took the courage to break the silence. I said “ Hi Vijay! Sit down” ( I know I was being more than Jus sweet to these people). He sat down and as he Began … “ Hi! I saw that day you in disco. You very beetipul…you come with me to coffee day va??” I was jus more than shocked…as I was hearing him, I began to study Him! He was wearing a t-shirt that Read “FCUK” ( I realized he was yet another victim of the Singapore mall & I understood he would have probably mistaken FCUK for the other Saintly 4 letter word we use) and he wore some Low waist jean…we cud see his Jockey’s as well..!! Avan jockey poturnda kuda paravaila… “sudarmani jatti” podaravanuku lam LOW waist… “KADUVULEE!!!”.He had some cycle chain like thingy on his Neck…and on his hand was a watch. I strained my eyes to read what was written on it . Alas!!! I manged. It read “EYKI”. I tried my level best to recollect if such a brand existed. And my memory Failed.

And then Finally Vasu shook me..and said “Va polam!” I looked at her…she was all smiles..i said..vasu!! please don ever tell me you are going to go out with him. She smiled…and said Ofcourse I am!! What do u think I am not going to…I was more than shocked…I have heard Love is Blind…Vasu and “Vizay” thought me a new lesson that day….LOVE IS DEAF as well…


After exactly 2 brief dates Vasu called me..to say she Broke Up..!! I was like YEN dee? What happened!! She then said..ila machi…I thought this Guy was a Super DUDE…I recognized the REAL Him only after going out on the First date…!! I did ask her what was that “REAL HIM” she saw that she got so scared and broke up. She jus said “ Its all Maya!! All Maya”

We giggled after that… and there ended the session…of DJ Vijay!!...The Mayakandi….

Cheers…Yours Chellakutty

** I Hope this wasn’t as Mokkai as Cheran’s Mayakanadi…

pooooochhhannndiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..................

It was in my first Year of college, when one day my cousin Harini and I decided to go to spencer's to shop... Nanga rendu perum velai vetti onum ilama spencer's la shopping panardhe oru thorila vechurndom! apdi oru naal, when we both were shopping....

 " machi! va namba iniku pantaloon's polam, it seems their new summer collection is out" nu harini sonna...nanum Ok solitu rendu perum were heading towards the second phase of the second floor...apo one jing bang of some 5 guys(Jollu nai's) were seeing us...! we jus walked away...without even kandufying their vetti scene...konjam nerathula harini realised that they were following us! " Kaduvulaee!! ivalam thiruntamatala" nu nenachunde...we walked into pantaloons...as we were engrossed in shopping, we eventually forgot about the Road side Romeo's...!

   Shopping lam muduchitu...rendu perum kalachu poi velila vandu patha..anda group la oru payan yena overa moraikaran..over jollu..!! Mudila...we both decided it wasnt safe anymore to hang out there...so..we started moving  from there...sudden a those guys stopped us jus outside the mall...we both were shocked n just couldnt speak...apo dhan anda oru payan yen kita vandu...." hello!!! hello! (adjusting his hair..apdiye salman khanunu nanaippu)I..I..I...im(ena koduma pa idu...) Im Kamal...( Ya ya!! rite...watever..) Kamal Shanakar...(so!!!..like I care!!! Duhh) i...i..i..want..(achuchoo!! aramuchitan ya...) want Friendship with you" I was looking  at him like i look at an insect!as i examined him closer i realised he was reseambling the  puchandi  that amma wud tell me when i was young...it seems he will pick up kids..who dont listen to their parents...ivan avana madriye irundan ! Harini who was right beside me...cudn't hold herself back anyfurther...she said"Machi! Nee evan kuda freeennsship agitu va..na kalambaren" i turned my face and gave her one of my badra kali stares...(lol ...as if she cared!! hehhe) nywayz...then clutched her hand and looked back at that little insect in front of me and said " sorry! i am not into freeensip" and we walked away...leaving that guy to marvel about me and the apparent cast i had spelt upon him( nenapu dhan!!) .As me and Harini were going in our Vandi..the blue scooty..(that had seen too much of us!!) we were craking jokes about how dumb the guy was ...apo! sudden-a....alwarpet signal kita..harini lesa ava thalaiya thirupi patha........DAMAL!!! dammm....The Guys had followed us!! ayoyo!! Iniki nanga gaalli nu nannchende...rendu perum sami pera solinde fast a ponom (ppoor vandi..enga weight a ye adhu thanga mudiyama..odi irunthurthu...adhukum mela..ada fast a poga vechom) apram epdiyo! ava kitendu nanga thapuchutom...apo dhan avanoda YELLOW COLOR bike a pathi nenachu nanga rendu perum thaniya oru 5 mins stop panni sirichom...!!

   apram oru 2 weeks later,we both again went to Spencer's ..this time it was to landmark...we were heading to the kadai without looking here and there...samatha( as we are always...) sudden a kadai kitta oru gang...yaru da nu patha...anda veera puli...avan vanara padai oda..!! apa Muruga...ena vilayatu idu!!...we just ignored them and kept walking...they followed(as usal...so like them) and apo avan vandu avando karudhai kurula la "HARA-NI...one minute " apadinan...( damal nu oru satham....enanu patha harini oda heart...thool thool a odanjudthu...ayo pavvvvam!! 24 years of her human existence, yarume avala avalo pasama...Hara-ni nu kuptadhu ilaai...) manasa thethindu...ava thirimbina....she looked and he was like..."Hara-ni Madam...(dish! damal!dish.!! Inuru periya satham...avan avala Madam nu kuptutan!! achuuu pavam!! ) i wa-nt to talk to archana for 2 mins..konjam PERSONAL"....while he was saying all this...i was wondering
ivanuku...yepdi enga peru theriyum! adhukula...before i could contemplate more...harini in her asusal in her Hyper Style..."personal a va?! (giggling) po pa pesu..." I was like a goat that was to be 
slaughterd...No one was even asking me my permission!! Dammmm....

   He came a lil near me...as i moved a lil behind..." Archana! un peyar enaku epdi theriyumnu pakaraya?...i heard Hara-ni calling you...(adi-paviiii...kouthitayeee deee nee....!! evlo darava bublic-a peyar a solli kupdadha nu solardhu!! ) avanga perum neenga avangali kuptu dhan theriyum( aiya!! Jolly..TIT for TAT...apo dan realise a panen..How loud we gurls can actually become) then he went to more varushals...and said..." the first time i saw you...i fell in love...( andava!!! ) apram nan ungala oru 2-3 times pathuten..iniki pathapo...i decided..nee dhan yen devadai ( nenapu dhan..serrupu da...vendam..yen kovathuku aal agindrukai ipo...) I love you Archana( damal...yen heart ill oru idi...cha!! ipdi oru maha indecent proposal thevaya??) I was getting wild...he was angering the soul in ME!!!...

     I jus looked at him and said.."sorry !! I am not intrested" (kashta pattu..i was maintaining my calm..which is generally difficult...) went near harini...and said VA POLAM...she was getting over the boat excited..."ena dee sonan? ena dee? sollu sollu..." i was like..."vaiya mudindu va...avan loose madri pesaran..love panranam.." thats all i said..she started laughing..rolling and giggling..heheh...yea!! was hard for us, to beleive... Nywayz..we moved out of there..apram we did see him at many instances..oru sogamana parvai....love failure am..Lolz...!! crazy fella!!
    apram oru few months ku apram we did see him again...now he came and spoke to us ..this time a new story...avan ado paduthila nadikaranam..!!(siripai adakindu...nan anga ninen) avan solli 4 years agardhu...inum avan sonna perula padam mum varala...onum varala..!! Not that we wanna see him on big screen..jus a thankful feeling to god..tat Sami..nee nalavar...nanga dhan avanai pathu romba bayandom!! pavam tamizh makal...avalaiyavadu kapathu...

     God has defenitly been very gracious on all of u...neengelam avana pathelna..bayanduduvel...!! Ipdiyum oru jantu a nu!!...

kaduvulae....

cheers...Urs...ChellaKutty!!!! (Muahh)
  

naai koraikkum...panni moraikkum

Background Music: unakul nane urugum iravil…(pachaikilli Mutucharam)

I smile! And I look at the things around me…I wonder! Cha..inda madri nambalakum oru feelings varadha!! Vazhkai la nan inum evlo naal dan ipdi single a irukanum!! Ipdi nanchu anda smile kuda oru grin a mariduthu! Ena varkai da idu!!. Cha!! Sometimes when I look at my friends…I wonder…… do they have a Boy Friend…and I don’t have..!! yenaku matum yen ipdi ellam…then I think deeper the pros and cons of having a guy!!...

Situation 1: I have a Boyfriend…and I am going to a coffee shop with him.
Anga……

I see an old Friend. Havent seen him for ages and I see him there…! I tell my guy..Machi! avan yenaku theriyum da…he is an old friend…old acquaintance…!! Immediate reply..Archana! You know all the Guys…!! Now stop it.avan kita poi onum pesa thevai illa.!!! And there you are wondering!! Duhhh!! Ena pa ivan…loose pa idu!!...



Situation 2:
While Shopping clothes

I and my shweety pie (chhooo chweet) go to Westside for piking up clothes….Kashta pattu..avana usher panni anga ponna..ivan tension agitan!!..ayoo..ena da nu partha..ivanoda sister anga shopping vandurka!! Ayoo…ivan gudikaran!! Va polam Va polamnu…ena koduma sir idu!!! BF kuda oru shopping kuda poga mudila…as if this was the only place to shop in the entire Chennai…his sister would also come there the same day and bleedy…she gets to shop in peace..while I don’t! and after all..so wat if she see’s us inu soona..ivan morapan..kathuvan!! my god…!! Cha..ivana poi nan shweety pie nu kuptene!! Saniyan!! Oru shopping kutindu pogarthu kuda vaku ilai…ivanukelam oru gf!! After that, while choosing clothes..he would show off by saying…don’t take that….take this!! Idha ena nana iruku? Elam theriyardhu!! And all that!! But he would end up seeing all half clad and skimply clothed women on TV and at disco’s. avaluku mattum nala irukam.adhe nan oru slighta low waist jeans pota ivan moraipan…yena nyayam!!

As I sit and think deeper..ayoyo!! amma kupadra…ipo polena…serupu piyum enaku!!..ok na poren....now.!!!

Cheers…Urs Chellakutty!!(lol..chk that out)